Defining a Semiotician – by elimination

If you see a dress at a store and feel like buying it you are a CONSUMER

If you see a dress at a store and make a note to buy this when there is a sale you are a SMART SHOPPER

If you see a dress at a store and feel unfashionable you are a SHOPPING/ FASHION VICTIM

If you see a dress at a store and think it is over-priced you are possibly and ACCOUNTANT

If you see a dress at a store and think it is under-priced you are a BUSINESS(WO)MAN

If you see a dress at a store and are able to think of ways this can be worn differently you are a STYLIST

If you see a dress at a store and think you could have done it better you are a DESIGNER

If you see a dress at a store and have an urge to talk to the designer you have it in you to be a PUBLIC RELATIONS PROFESSIONAL

If you see a dress at a store and and think it should be hung not folded you are probably a VISUAL MERCHANDISER

If you see a dress at a store and can think of a funny story about a lady who wears it to party  that makes you a STORYTELLER

If you see a dress at a store and are wondering who must be buying it you are a MARKET RESEARCHER

If you see a dress at a store and thinking of why someone would buy a dress like this you are a QUALITATIVE MARKET RESEARCHER

If you see a dress at a store and are wondering when it would be worn and in what occasion or circumstance you are an ETHNOGRAPHER

If you see a dress at a store and are connecting it to some other product you saw in some other store you are possibly a TREND-HUNTER

And if you see a dress at a store and see it as a sign of the times you have all the makings of a SEMIOTICIAN

And if you see a dress at a store and try to yank it off the hanger you are possibly just a CHILD

 

 

 

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